“Cute lil’ fella,” I thought when I first saw the Rock Chick, a hot pink candy looking sex toy. Most of our dildos and vibrators are quite a bit larger, but this looked very different, so off to the wife I went. She gave it a quick once over and said “let’s try it out tonight!”

Now, I don’t know about you guys or gals - but I LOVE being front and center in the action, and I find nothing seXXXier than watching my wife’s glorious love hole being pleased by whatever we can get our hands on! I don’t care if it’s my fingers, her fingers, a hair brush, a vibrator, a dildo — ANYTHING and EVERYTHING is just dandy with me!

Not sure if this is normal or not - but I can watch for hours - and I’m not exaggerating. I never could figure out the guys who don’t enjoy foreplay. Sometimes ol’ Sugar has to demand that I fuck her, as I’m usually very content on licking and sucking her for an eternity. Her nether region is the most beautiful sight I’ve ever laid my eyes, (or cock) on. (As are her toes … But my foot fetish is an entirely different story…) Honestly, I wish she liked sex toys more, as my favorite past time is watching things go in and out of her!

Before trying any new toys you must get the receiver good and ready. When Mama G is at the receiving end, a little tongue time on the clit always works. Also, use more than enough lube…that soon-to-be-violated hole will thank you! After the pump was primed, so to speak, we were ready to test-drive the Rock Chick. Sugar Mama admittedly loves nothing as much as my cock - so she is a great test driver because she definitely calls it as she feels it! And don’t be mislead - we like things BIG over here!

Getting down to business, we utilized the clit vibration feature on the Rock Chick which helped speed things up, and it didn’t take long to bring Mama to a very nice orgasm - the first of many to come, (no pun intended … OK, maybe a little). After we had fun with our new-found friend, things progressed very nicely. Used properly, these toys will add in the enjoyment for both of you. Combine the Rock Chick with a tub of Crisco and the ol’ board game Twister and you’ve got a night of practically hands-free entertainment that you will never forget!

Our experience with the Rock Chick, (perhaps I should say the Rock Chick’s time spent with the Queen of Rock) was a little bit like rock ‘n’ roll - loud and earth shattering awesome!

I’ve been looking at chastity devices for some time with my current partner. Because we’re in a long distance relationship I like the thought of having some control no matter where he is. However, without having ever tried one out before, looking at the top of the line (and most expensive) chastity devices was a little unnerving. Then came the Locking Cock Cage.

This unique chastity device brings sexy black leather together with hard chrome to create an effective chastity device. There are two sizes, small and large, I am reviewing the small. The leather portion moves all the way to the base of the shaft, against the pelvis, and wraps behind the balls. There is a locking cylinder rather than a buckle so the wearer cannot get out of the Cock Cage unless they have a key to the lock (lock not provided).  The hole in the cylinder is fairly small, so it’s easiest to purchase a lock with the device to ensure the correct size. The strap that essentially acts like a cock ring is 9.5” long, with 6 holes on one end for the cylinder to go through. When the cylinder is inserted, the ring’s circumference is roughly 8.25” at the largest and 6” at the smallest (approximately 2.25”-1.75” diameter).

Attached to the leather ring are 3 leather straps that are 1.5” apart. These act as anchors for the chrome ring and cage. Each has a length of about 2.75” and has another 1.75 folded back to secure the cage and ring. The three leather straps are held to the leather ring by metal rivets and have another 2 rivets each to hold the chrome pieces.

Here’s one of the differences between the small and large Locking Cock Cage: the small has 1 metal ring before the cage, while the large has 2. The ring in the small has a 1.75” diameter. This ring is about 1.25” away from the leather ring, and has less than 1” between it and the cage.

The chrome cage consists of 2 rings and 4 bars that are all welded together. The large ring that’s closer to the base of the penis has a 1.5” diameter, while the small has a 1.25” diameter. Each of the metal bars is 2” long. All of these numbers equal up to a device with a total length of 5”.

How effective was the cage? Well, in my relationship I don’t believe having my boy go through punishments I wouldn’t be willing to go through myself, so I was the first to don the cage.  The metal was cold at first touch, which was very nice, when getting the strap around my balls I felt rather comfortable. I tightened it up another notch which made the feeling of constriction much more prominent. With my body the way it is, I don’t have an excessively large hang to my package, so getting it to the last few notches is near impossible without help or severe discomfort. I tugged on my flaccid member to help line it up with the cage a little better. The small worked well for me because I’m average length when hard. The large cage would be best for those who are extremely hung.

I was able to put boxers and pants on and it was nearly invisible (tight underwear might be too revealing with this). Going about my day, it felt as though the cage was falling off a little, but the strap around the balls keeps it secure against the body. When I was able to go home and have some time to myself, I got onto the phone with my boy to have a little naughty talk. As I started to get hard I could feel the cage becoming tighter. I had to look at it and adjust myself with it because my skin was catching on the metal (applying a little silicone lube to the shaft before putting the cage on would be a good idea).

I wasn’t able to fully harden due to the device and it was uncomfortable in a good way. I tried to grasp myself but was unable to. The Locking Cock Cage is a wonderful first chastity device, and I cannot wait to use it on my boy. He’ll be coming to visit me soon and I’ll have him wearing it when we go out. He’ll also be taking it home to wear when I tell him to.

Maintenance tip: to keep the leather in top condition, make sure to clean it up with leather soap and condition it periodically.

The La Femme Harness is a must own for any drag queen, faggot, super star diva that likes to fuck like a freight train. Nothing says fabulous like leather ruffles, pink piping and bows, nothing! Most of the time pretty harnesses look great, but when it comes down to brass tax, they falter in the performance arena. Not the La Femme Harness, which is beautiful, functional and strong, (which also happens to be my type)! This harness is snug, form fitting and will stay with you while you relentlessly fuck whoever has the luxury of being on your cock -trust me I know what I am talking about. It’s a low fit, which hits the wearer in all the right spots without being too distracting. Did I mention it will make your ass look awesome? Well it does. Usually I am not a big buckle fan, but these ones look great and don’t seem to get in the way. If you have dildos with balls, the three strap set up around the O-ring won’t really accommodate them, but you might be able to awkwardly stuff the balls between you and the harness since it has an open back area where the cock goes through. Ditto for dildos with exceptionally large bases. I wore this pretty little harness out to a bar all night and was absolutely comfortable, better than underwear I say. The La Femme Harness is most certainly not a pillow queen, but is bound to please many of them. Please note I am small in stature, (I know, I know I look huge in porn, but I am usually standing on apple boxes, like Sylvester Stallone, shhh don’t tell anyone.) and it even fits me great!

—Syd Blakovich
sydblakovich.com

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Shawn (aka Syd Blakovich) is a hot genderqueer who’s been working in adult since 2005. When she’s not busy being super hot and smart, Shawn dedicates most of her time training to fight and working for Pink and White Productions, internationally acclaimed pioneers of independent, adult, queer cinema and four time winners of Feminist Porn Awards. She is also one of the most notorious figures in the adult submission wrestling world and could definitely beat me in arm wrestling.Working in the adult industry since 2005, Syd Blakovich dedicates most of her time training to fight and working for Pink and White Productions (pinkwhite.biz), internationally acclaimed pioneers of independent, adult, queer cinema and four time winners of Feminist Porn Awards. She is also one of the most notorious figures in the adult submission wrestling world. With a record of 10-2, Syd is currently the number 1 ranked wrestler of UltimateSurrender.com.

PVC Bust Harness
Product Review
By Lola Reynolds

I wasn’t really sure what to expect with the PVC Bust Harness. I was instantly attracted by its appearance, the snug fit around the neck and ribcage, the taut center piece giving the impression of delicious restraint. I was a little nervous about my breasts, which are considerable, and how they would look and fit, in the harness. As I put it on for the first time, I was reminded that my greatest pleasure is the direct result of my Master’s happiness. As I buckled myself into the harness per his instructions, all my concerns dissipated and I began thinking only about how highly I would be praised. When Master asked me to show myself to him I appeared in only the harness, and I saw the approval in his face. Today, he wanted to play with my ass, so he instructed me to get on all fours. I loved the feeling of the collar part of the harness around my neck. While I was with my back to him, my haunches up high, he ran his hands across my back, grabbing the harness and yanking it, just enough to remind me that he was in complete control.

When he ordered me to flip over, I watched him gaze at my breasts and I knew that he liked the shiny PVC against my upper body, showing off my soft skin. He spanked my breasts a little bit, than yanked me towards him again and pressed his mouth against mine, hard. He let me go and I fell with a little thump. Just then, I decided to be disobedient, and I tried to scamper away. I felt him grasp on to the harness and pull me back towards him. I got a couple lashings on my bottom for my misbehavior, but all was forgotten as soon as he began fucking me. He was on top of me for a while and then flipped me over on all fours. Then, he was able to hold my harness while he rode me, and pretty soon I heard nothing but the sounds of a tremendous release coming from behind me. I can’t wait until he puts a leash on me and leads me around while I wear this harness. It’s already becoming one of our BDSM favorites.

Bunny Tail Anal Plug
Product Review
By Lola Reynolds

I am no stranger to sex toys – those that vibrate, those that slip and slide, the kind that you wear, that you use with a partner and the ones you come to have great affection for because of the special times you shared. But nothing has ever thrilled me like the Bunny Tail Anal Plug and wearing it made me come in two shakes of a rabbit’s foot. The enormous fun that I had with the Bunny Tail anal toy may be due to the fact that I myself am a Bunny. I identify with the bunny’s legendary wit, mischief and love of fucking. Getting to play the role of a real bunny, with the sort of soft, playful cottontail that I wish I possessed was my dream coming true.

My lover inserted the cotton tail butt plug with the use of some Liquid Silk and I must admit that when it was all the way in, I truly felt complete. Wearing the plug opened up a myriad of play opportunities and not all overtly sexual in nature. Bunnies by nature are loving and unpretentious, so they make excellent cuddle partners and very generous lovers. Having a cotton tail amplified those characteristics I posses and was an endless well of enjoyment for both of us. I was a bunny curled up and vulnerable, I was one that showed tons of affection and one that was dripping wet and ready for anything. Perhaps the most intense pleasure occurred when I was on all fours, and in the course of playing with my clit, my lover reached up and pet my soft furry tail. I moaned with an intensity that you might not expect from a bunny rabbit – but I guess I’m not your average Cottontail.

The Stockroom’s Patent Leather Bow Wrist Restraint
Product Review
By Lola Reynolds

I might be an all-giving, obedient submissive, but I still like to accessorize and I believe that naughty girls who deserve to get punished should come in pretty packages, which does not leave out the collection of restraints I use. The Stockroom’s Patent Leather Bow Wrist Restraint is exactly the sort of cherry on top that makes me want to get unwrapped, and then taught a lesson that I won’t soon forget.

This type of extreme restraint appears a little complicated and daunting at first glance, but I figured it out pretty fast and it turned out be easy to adjust, slip on and remove. I was a very bad girl and shown some insolence, and the next thing I knew Master grabbed my arms and pinned them behind me. He expertly fastened the restraint on my wrists and he threw me down on the bed, where I lay in wait for his next move. He was displeased with my actions and wanted me to receive the appropriate discipline, and I was more than happy to accommodate. He told me to get on my knees and I maneuvered myself up, with my arms behind me and my face planted down. I got a spanking and some very stern words, but I was trying to hide a smile because I knew I looked cute as a button in the shiny bow restraint. I hoped that even though I could be very naughty, it still pleased Master to see me like that, my ass in the air, my wrists tied up and adorned so nicely, and taking my punishment like a good girl would.

Double Evil Nipple Device
by Athena Fatale

I love nipples. LOVE them. Obsessed with them really. Big nipples, tiny nipples, pierced nipples, third nipples…. I can’t keep my hands off of them! So many nerve endings bundled up into one tiny, convenient, perky little package. It’s amazing the range of sensations that can be created and experienced through nipple torture. The nipples are a powerful erotic zone; the slightest caress awakens them and stirs something deep inside of you. A quick pinch brings them to life, a fleeting burst of pain followed by a lingering, throbbing, stinging heat that slowly fades but never quite goes away. They begin to harden and swell and are even more sensitive to the touch. Squeeze them hard and don’t let go, and a wave of sensations washes over you. The slightest adjustment in pressure creates an entire new layer of awareness. Some nipple sluts are even able to achieve orgasm through nipple play alone!

But let’s face it. As much as I love the hands-on experience, who has time to stand there squeezing your submissive’s nipples for 5 or 10 minutes at a time when your hands could be put to so many other devious uses? That’s where nipple clamps come in. They’re like little metal fingers that do the pinching for you, leaving your hands free to explore other options! Nipple clamps come in all shapes and sizes, and all ranges of stimulation from pleasurable pressure to sadistic squeezing. I have 14 different pairs hanging in my dungeon closet, not including the collection of medical forceps used for heavier nipple torture. But as soon as I laid eyes on the Double Evil Nipple Device, I knew I had to have one.

Let me preface this by saying, the Double Evil Nipple Device is not for beginners or those looking for erotic nipple play. This baby is designed for heavy nipple torture. It starts with your basic Japanese Clover Clamps, which are evil enough on their own. Clover Clamps have rubber tips for gripping the nipple, and are designed to tighten when the chain that attaches them is pulled. Thus they make excellent nipple clamps for weights and predicament bondage. But the problem with weights is that they can get in the way, and it is difficult to fine-tune the pressure this way. The Double Evil Nipple Device replaces that chain with a clear plastic rod. Running perpendicular through the center of that rod is a long, threaded metal stem with a pretty plastic knob on the end. Completing the diabolical device is a sleek and shiny black chest plate with a place to insert the metal stem. Once the stem is in the chest plate and the clamps are attached to the nipples, simply turn the knob until the clamps are taught. Now you’re ready to have some fun! With the Clover Clamps pulled taught, each twist of the knob increases the tension, pulling the nipple forward and tightening the clamps all at the same time. Brilliant! And evil. Double evil.

Because the chest piece provides a base for resistance, the Double Evil Nipple Device can be worn while standing or sitting up. This allows more possibilities for bondage positions and administering discipline. And the fine threading of the metal stem provides the ability to increase the tension ever so slightly, enabling the submissive to savor the sensations that each new level of pleasure and pain bring. Having such control over the pressure that is being applied really inspires long and intense nipple torture play. The design of this sadistic device is not only ingenious, it is quite stunning just to look at. The clear plastic rod that holds the Clover Clamps is durable enough to withstand the increasing stress, and the shiny black chest plate distributes the tension evenly so that each nipple receives the same amount of pain and pressure. For the sadist-on-the-go, the device is easily disassembled and can be packed in your luggage or carry on bags. As a distinguished Mistress with discerning tastes in implements of torture, the Double Evil Nipple Device is at the top of my toy list. Just thinking about using it on someone puts a devious smile on my pretty little face!

La Femme Strap-On Review
By Elisa

As a creature of habit, I’ve used the same style harness for years. I found it, I loved it, and it worked. My tried and true harness is made of garment leather and has D-rings for adjusting the long straps. When I was given the opportunity to try out The Stockroom’s latest harness design, I figured it would be a one-time deal and then I would return to my reliable standby.

I hoped it would be the La Butch — a tough looking harness with metal zipper trim all the way around — so my heart sank when the La Femme was handed to me. The La Femme is crafted of durable black latigo leather lined with buttery soft garment leather, embellished with pink zippers and soft black leather ruffles. Two pink leather bows adorn the back, making the feminine harness a perfect derivative of its name.

On the ride home I was thinking of all the reasons why I didn’t want to do this. It would be so humiliating to have pink bows and ruffles on my harness! Then I got an unexpected phone call… a seductive female voice on the other end was asking me to come over, not for the purpose of helping her open a jar or change a light bulb. How could I resist an opportunity for product testing?

First, the fashion show. She was coy and giggling as she shimmied and danced all her clothes off while digging thru a bag of cocks. She was curious about the La Femme and cooed while flicking her slender fingers at the tiny pink bows, so I had her try on the harness to see how it looked before putting it on for myself The leg straps hugged and accentuated her ass, making her look super sexy. The two-strap design is great, because it allows full access to all a girls’ parts.

Tightening the buckles on my hips and legs, I could feel immediately that these were sturdy straps. The leg straps buckled securely under my ass and the wider-than-normal back piece made me feel like I was sporting a tool belt, but a comfortable one which rested resiliently on my body. The pink bows rest on leather loops that allowed me to tuck in the excess waist straps that most other harnesses leave to flail about and get in the way.

Unlike other harnesses I’ve used, the La Femme never needed to be adjusted. Not while standing, not while she was riding me backwards (the two positions that sometimes have me re-tightening the straps on my regular harness). This left my hands free for all the ass slapping and hair pulling that she requested.

Pink bows and frills aren’t such an issue when a harness is versatile enough to accommodate multiple positions and constant comfort. Although I was wary of the La Femme before I strapped it on, this little gem rubbed us both the right way.

I cannot think of anything I love more than receiving a good spanking. While I enjoy the humiliation of being led around by a leash and the surrender of control that comes with being physically restrained, spanking is by far the most exhilarating and liberating type of play in my opinion. Syren Latex has elevated the act of spanking to a new state of fervor for me and my partner, with their pencil-fitted Spanking Skirt. A tight black skirt that looks like a simply yet stylish, top-of-the-line latex garment from the front, but with a breathtaking modification in the back – a cut-out that reveals your backside and accentuates its shape and allure for one or more onlookers. The spanking skirt offers the wearer the delicious abandon of feeling exposed yet modest at the same time. It is extremely elegant, and it made me aware of my hind quarters while feeling they were being displayed in the most suitable way.

The addition of latex to our spanking session heightened the experience by adding an extra layer of pleasure for me as well as for my partner. When I first revealed myself in the skirt, he asked me to show it off. He requested that I walk around in it and take positions that required me to bend over. I was able to tease him with how much or little he saw of my bottom, which influenced the strictness of his bare bottom spanking punishment. When he finally took me over his knee I was overcome by the heady mix of the latex hugging my body and his hand on my exposed flesh. The latex skirt has two zippers, one above and one below the opening, which make it very easy to remove and allows for additional play in that respect. It is without a doubt one of my most beloved items and has deepened the intimacy which spanking provides us.

The Laya Spot Vibrator
By Antonia Crane

My friend Susan says “technology is sexy” and I never agreed until I tried the Laya Spot Vibrator by Fun Factory. Not only is it wireless, ergonomically contoured and quietly powerful but it looks like a hot pink computer mouse. It’s the Hello Kitty woman’s vibrator of the digital age. It’s also the perfect birthday gift for a tech slut, so I brought it to Susan at work so she could pleasure herself between conferences. The Fun Factory toy has 7 speeds and ends with an intense powerful pulse that can be controlled by the pink illuminated buttons. Its subtle angular design can fit in your purse, between you and your partner, or even in your panties while you shop at the grocery store.

I prefer toys that don’t sound like I’m having a cavity filled, so I decided to try the Laya Spot Vibrator in a quiet setting, like a library, but not just any library. A client paid me to dress in a latex pencil skirt and attend a Catholic School Benefit at the Ronald Reagan Library last year as his date. I pretended to be his girlfriend and ate stuffed mushrooms and chicken skewers while he placed bids on Lakers tickets and framed art.

I flirted with soccer moms and shook hands with nuns. My date didn’t know I had my little pink silicone Laya Spot Vibrator in my purse. While he talked about the girls swim team with a colleague, I grew bored and excused myself to the ladies bathroom. My black latex skirt hiked up, I kept the vibrator on the lowest and most quiet speed in the tight silver stall. I heard a woman wash her hands and remove paper towels from the wall. Another woman walked in and the two exchanged conspiratorial small talk:

“You look really beautiful in that dress.”

“Have you lost weight?”

“Did you see Jim? He’s getting tipsy.”

“Is that his new wife? She’s so young.”

I raised the speed on the vibrator, which made it a lot louder. The women continued their gossip. I heard water running. Black pointy shoes shuffled in the stall next to me. As the toilet flushed beside me, I got off, and when I emerged the women were gone. I washed the pink water resistant vibrator, applied bright red lipstick and returned to my seat at the dinner table, with one of my dates at my side, and the other in my purse.

Short Curved Posture Collar Review by Lola Reynolds

The night I wore Stockroom’s Short Curved Posture Collar (in white) , it was the star of the show. It was my first time donning a BDSM collar of any sort and I was very excited to test it out. The collar made its premier at the Los Angeles Bondage Ball, where I wore it with a chain leash attached to the D-ring on the front. The stark whiteness of the collar in contrast to the shiny chain leash drew everyone’s eyes to my throat and made me feel humble and dignified at the same time. There were many admirers of my collar and I don’t think I have ever received so many compliments on any garment or accessory.

The shape of the Curved Posture Collar allows for comfort while also accentuating the jawline. It’s made from rigid leather, so I had to move my entire neck to look into different directions, but it didn’t dig into my skin or jaw. The posture collar forced my neck to be straight and to stand up taller, providing me with just enough immobility to feel appropriately modest. I was able to stand and even dance for hours without feeling self-conscious because of my limited movement despite the fact it was my first time wearing it. I thoroughly enjoyed the look and feel of this Collar and after that night I was looking forward to using it in various settings. This collar is 2 ½ inches tall, buckles in the back and comes in sizes Small, Medium and Large.

Ever since I was a small kid, I’ve been terrified of electricity. I accidentally on purpose put a bobby pin into an electrical socket when I was 5. And several times in my early teen years when I was still an equestrian, I got trapped between a horse’s rump and an electric wire fence. Both times hurt like hell, and I thought I would never, ever get myself in positions like that again…especially when it came to electrostimulation.

So when I was on a shoot with Christine Kessler and my partner N, and the idea of doing electrical play came up, I was hesitant, to say the least. But I was a pushover that day, and after we’d been playing with some adhesive electrical pads for awhile, Christine pulled out this giant metal dildo with a handle like a sword and told me it was called The PES Samurai, and that it was a dildo that conducted electricity. She said I was going to have electro sex with myself. I said “No way.” They coaxed. I repeated “No effing way,” and they laughed… Somehow they convinced me to put that crazy contraption called The Samurai inside of me…and I fell in love. At first I just felt a little tingling, but then, the electrical impulses started to make all of the muscles in my pussy start to contract involuntarily, almost as if I was having an orgasm..but I wasn’t yet! When I finally did cum, it was explosive. Electric. Simply one of the best orgasms of my life!

Six months after my first date with The Samurai for almost a year before Christmas came around. Guess whose amazing partner in crime decided to give her The Stockroom helped him ring it through the store, into my home, and under my ornament decorated tree just in time for Christmas!