The La Femme Harness is a must own for any drag queen, faggot, super star diva that likes to fuck like a freight train. Nothing says fabulous like leather ruffles, pink piping and bows, nothing! Most of the time pretty harnesses look great, but when it comes down to brass tax, they falter in the performance arena. Not the La Femme Harness, which is beautiful, functional and strong, (which also happens to be my type)! This harness is snug, form fitting and will stay with you while you relentlessly fuck whoever has the luxury of being on your cock -trust me I know what I am talking about. It’s a low fit, which hits the wearer in all the right spots without being too distracting. Did I mention it will make your ass look awesome? Well it does. Usually I am not a big buckle fan, but these ones look great and don’t seem to get in the way. If you have dildos with balls, the three strap set up around the O-ring won’t really accommodate them, but you might be able to awkwardly stuff the balls between you and the harness since it has an open back area where the cock goes through. Ditto for dildos with exceptionally large bases. I wore this pretty little harness out to a bar all night and was absolutely comfortable, better than underwear I say. The La Femme Harness is most certainly not a pillow queen, but is bound to please many of them. Please note I am small in stature, (I know, I know I look huge in porn, but I am usually standing on apple boxes, like Sylvester Stallone, shhh don’t tell anyone.) and it even fits me great!

—Syd Blakovich
sydblakovich.com

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Shawn (aka Syd Blakovich) is a hot genderqueer who’s been working in adult since 2005. When she’s not busy being super hot and smart, Shawn dedicates most of her time training to fight and working for Pink and White Productions, internationally acclaimed pioneers of independent, adult, queer cinema and four time winners of Feminist Porn Awards. She is also one of the most notorious figures in the adult submission wrestling world and could definitely beat me in arm wrestling.Working in the adult industry since 2005, Syd Blakovich dedicates most of her time training to fight and working for Pink and White Productions (pinkwhite.biz), internationally acclaimed pioneers of independent, adult, queer cinema and four time winners of Feminist Porn Awards. She is also one of the most notorious figures in the adult submission wrestling world. With a record of 10-2, Syd is currently the number 1 ranked wrestler of UltimateSurrender.com.

The Laya Spot Vibrator
By Antonia Crane

My friend Susan says “technology is sexy” and I never agreed until I tried the Laya Spot Vibrator by Fun Factory. Not only is it wireless, ergonomically contoured and quietly powerful but it looks like a hot pink computer mouse. It’s the Hello Kitty woman’s vibrator of the digital age. It’s also the perfect birthday gift for a tech slut, so I brought it to Susan at work so she could pleasure herself between conferences. The Fun Factory toy has 7 speeds and ends with an intense powerful pulse that can be controlled by the pink illuminated buttons. Its subtle angular design can fit in your purse, between you and your partner, or even in your panties while you shop at the grocery store.

I prefer toys that don’t sound like I’m having a cavity filled, so I decided to try the Laya Spot Vibrator in a quiet setting, like a library, but not just any library. A client paid me to dress in a latex pencil skirt and attend a Catholic School Benefit at the Ronald Reagan Library last year as his date. I pretended to be his girlfriend and ate stuffed mushrooms and chicken skewers while he placed bids on Lakers tickets and framed art.

I flirted with soccer moms and shook hands with nuns. My date didn’t know I had my little pink silicone Laya Spot Vibrator in my purse. While he talked about the girls swim team with a colleague, I grew bored and excused myself to the ladies bathroom. My black latex skirt hiked up, I kept the vibrator on the lowest and most quiet speed in the tight silver stall. I heard a woman wash her hands and remove paper towels from the wall. Another woman walked in and the two exchanged conspiratorial small talk:

“You look really beautiful in that dress.”

“Have you lost weight?”

“Did you see Jim? He’s getting tipsy.”

“Is that his new wife? She’s so young.”

I raised the speed on the vibrator, which made it a lot louder. The women continued their gossip. I heard water running. Black pointy shoes shuffled in the stall next to me. As the toilet flushed beside me, I got off, and when I emerged the women were gone. I washed the pink water resistant vibrator, applied bright red lipstick and returned to my seat at the dinner table, with one of my dates at my side, and the other in my purse.

Short Curved Posture Collar Review by Lola Reynolds

The night I wore Stockroom’s Short Curved Posture Collar (in white) , it was the star of the show. It was my first time donning a BDSM collar of any sort and I was very excited to test it out. The collar made its premier at the Los Angeles Bondage Ball, where I wore it with a chain leash attached to the D-ring on the front. The stark whiteness of the collar in contrast to the shiny chain leash drew everyone’s eyes to my throat and made me feel humble and dignified at the same time. There were many admirers of my collar and I don’t think I have ever received so many compliments on any garment or accessory.

The shape of the Curved Posture Collar allows for comfort while also accentuating the jawline. It’s made from rigid leather, so I had to move my entire neck to look into different directions, but it didn’t dig into my skin or jaw. The posture collar forced my neck to be straight and to stand up taller, providing me with just enough immobility to feel appropriately modest. I was able to stand and even dance for hours without feeling self-conscious because of my limited movement despite the fact it was my first time wearing it. I thoroughly enjoyed the look and feel of this Collar and after that night I was looking forward to using it in various settings. This collar is 2 ½ inches tall, buckles in the back and comes in sizes Small, Medium and Large.

Ever since I was a small kid, I’ve been terrified of electricity. I accidentally on purpose put a bobby pin into an electrical socket when I was 5. And several times in my early teen years when I was still an equestrian, I got trapped between a horse’s rump and an electric wire fence. Both times hurt like hell, and I thought I would never, ever get myself in positions like that again…especially when it came to electrostimulation.

So when I was on a shoot with Christine Kessler and my partner N, and the idea of doing electrical play came up, I was hesitant, to say the least. But I was a pushover that day, and after we’d been playing with some adhesive electrical pads for awhile, Christine pulled out this giant metal dildo with a handle like a sword and told me it was called The PES Samurai, and that it was a dildo that conducted electricity. She said I was going to have electro sex with myself. I said “No way.” They coaxed. I repeated “No effing way,” and they laughed… Somehow they convinced me to put that crazy contraption called The Samurai inside of me…and I fell in love. At first I just felt a little tingling, but then, the electrical impulses started to make all of the muscles in my pussy start to contract involuntarily, almost as if I was having an orgasm..but I wasn’t yet! When I finally did cum, it was explosive. Electric. Simply one of the best orgasms of my life!

Six months after my first date with The Samurai for almost a year before Christmas came around. Guess whose amazing partner in crime decided to give her The Stockroom helped him ring it through the store, into my home, and under my ornament decorated tree just in time for Christmas!

I’d like to shake the hand of the genius behind this brilliant novelty. On a particularly saucy evening, I was served a mouthful of Kinklab’s Jawbreaker Ballgag when I couldn’t keep my vocals to a minimum. “If you don’t SHUT THE FUCK UP, I will stick my cock in a VERY uncomfortable place!” my man threatened. Not 30 seconds after I commanded “Make me!!” my mouth was being strapped to the gag that conveniently rested on my bedside table. The harness allowed for little wiggle room and delivered the perfect blend of sweetness and submission (ideal for couples who want to take a crack at BDSM). After being comfortably locked in for about an hour, half of the candy jawbreaker had been devoured and I was unleashed from the harness, and the creamy, sweet drippings were licked clean from around my mouth. Christmas has definitely come early with this product — the gift that keeps on giving! I’ll be purchasing a few of these for gifts… as well as a steady supply of refills for myself!

Find the Jawbreaker Ballgag in our store, located HERE!