I’ve been looking at chastity devices for some time with my current partner. Because we’re in a long distance relationship I like the thought of having some control no matter where he is. However, without having ever tried one out before, looking at the top of the line (and most expensive) chastity devices was a little unnerving. Then came the Locking Cock Cage.

This unique chastity device brings sexy black leather together with hard chrome to create an effective chastity device. There are two sizes, small and large, I am reviewing the small. The leather portion moves all the way to the base of the shaft, against the pelvis, and wraps behind the balls. There is a locking cylinder rather than a buckle so the wearer cannot get out of the Cock Cage unless they have a key to the lock (lock not provided).  The hole in the cylinder is fairly small, so it’s easiest to purchase a lock with the device to ensure the correct size. The strap that essentially acts like a cock ring is 9.5” long, with 6 holes on one end for the cylinder to go through. When the cylinder is inserted, the ring’s circumference is roughly 8.25” at the largest and 6” at the smallest (approximately 2.25”-1.75” diameter).

Attached to the leather ring are 3 leather straps that are 1.5” apart. These act as anchors for the chrome ring and cage. Each has a length of about 2.75” and has another 1.75 folded back to secure the cage and ring. The three leather straps are held to the leather ring by metal rivets and have another 2 rivets each to hold the chrome pieces.

Here’s one of the differences between the small and large Locking Cock Cage: the small has 1 metal ring before the cage, while the large has 2. The ring in the small has a 1.75” diameter. This ring is about 1.25” away from the leather ring, and has less than 1” between it and the cage.

The chrome cage consists of 2 rings and 4 bars that are all welded together. The large ring that’s closer to the base of the penis has a 1.5” diameter, while the small has a 1.25” diameter. Each of the metal bars is 2” long. All of these numbers equal up to a device with a total length of 5”.

How effective was the cage? Well, in my relationship I don’t believe having my boy go through punishments I wouldn’t be willing to go through myself, so I was the first to don the cage.  The metal was cold at first touch, which was very nice, when getting the strap around my balls I felt rather comfortable. I tightened it up another notch which made the feeling of constriction much more prominent. With my body the way it is, I don’t have an excessively large hang to my package, so getting it to the last few notches is near impossible without help or severe discomfort. I tugged on my flaccid member to help line it up with the cage a little better. The small worked well for me because I’m average length when hard. The large cage would be best for those who are extremely hung.

I was able to put boxers and pants on and it was nearly invisible (tight underwear might be too revealing with this). Going about my day, it felt as though the cage was falling off a little, but the strap around the balls keeps it secure against the body. When I was able to go home and have some time to myself, I got onto the phone with my boy to have a little naughty talk. As I started to get hard I could feel the cage becoming tighter. I had to look at it and adjust myself with it because my skin was catching on the metal (applying a little silicone lube to the shaft before putting the cage on would be a good idea).

I wasn’t able to fully harden due to the device and it was uncomfortable in a good way. I tried to grasp myself but was unable to. The Locking Cock Cage is a wonderful first chastity device, and I cannot wait to use it on my boy. He’ll be coming to visit me soon and I’ll have him wearing it when we go out. He’ll also be taking it home to wear when I tell him to.

Maintenance tip: to keep the leather in top condition, make sure to clean it up with leather soap and condition it periodically.

The La Femme Harness is a must own for any drag queen, faggot, super star diva that likes to fuck like a freight train. Nothing says fabulous like leather ruffles, pink piping and bows, nothing! Most of the time pretty harnesses look great, but when it comes down to brass tax, they falter in the performance arena. Not the La Femme Harness, which is beautiful, functional and strong, (which also happens to be my type)! This harness is snug, form fitting and will stay with you while you relentlessly fuck whoever has the luxury of being on your cock -trust me I know what I am talking about. It’s a low fit, which hits the wearer in all the right spots without being too distracting. Did I mention it will make your ass look awesome? Well it does. Usually I am not a big buckle fan, but these ones look great and don’t seem to get in the way. If you have dildos with balls, the three strap set up around the O-ring won’t really accommodate them, but you might be able to awkwardly stuff the balls between you and the harness since it has an open back area where the cock goes through. Ditto for dildos with exceptionally large bases. I wore this pretty little harness out to a bar all night and was absolutely comfortable, better than underwear I say. The La Femme Harness is most certainly not a pillow queen, but is bound to please many of them. Please note I am small in stature, (I know, I know I look huge in porn, but I am usually standing on apple boxes, like Sylvester Stallone, shhh don’t tell anyone.) and it even fits me great!

—Syd Blakovich
sydblakovich.com

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Shawn (aka Syd Blakovich) is a hot genderqueer who’s been working in adult since 2005. When she’s not busy being super hot and smart, Shawn dedicates most of her time training to fight and working for Pink and White Productions, internationally acclaimed pioneers of independent, adult, queer cinema and four time winners of Feminist Porn Awards. She is also one of the most notorious figures in the adult submission wrestling world and could definitely beat me in arm wrestling.Working in the adult industry since 2005, Syd Blakovich dedicates most of her time training to fight and working for Pink and White Productions (pinkwhite.biz), internationally acclaimed pioneers of independent, adult, queer cinema and four time winners of Feminist Porn Awards. She is also one of the most notorious figures in the adult submission wrestling world. With a record of 10-2, Syd is currently the number 1 ranked wrestler of UltimateSurrender.com.

The Laya Spot Vibrator
By Antonia Crane

My friend Susan says “technology is sexy” and I never agreed until I tried the Laya Spot Vibrator by Fun Factory. Not only is it wireless, ergonomically contoured and quietly powerful but it looks like a hot pink computer mouse. It’s the Hello Kitty woman’s vibrator of the digital age. It’s also the perfect birthday gift for a tech slut, so I brought it to Susan at work so she could pleasure herself between conferences. The Fun Factory toy has 7 speeds and ends with an intense powerful pulse that can be controlled by the pink illuminated buttons. Its subtle angular design can fit in your purse, between you and your partner, or even in your panties while you shop at the grocery store.

I prefer toys that don’t sound like I’m having a cavity filled, so I decided to try the Laya Spot Vibrator in a quiet setting, like a library, but not just any library. A client paid me to dress in a latex pencil skirt and attend a Catholic School Benefit at the Ronald Reagan Library last year as his date. I pretended to be his girlfriend and ate stuffed mushrooms and chicken skewers while he placed bids on Lakers tickets and framed art.

I flirted with soccer moms and shook hands with nuns. My date didn’t know I had my little pink silicone Laya Spot Vibrator in my purse. While he talked about the girls swim team with a colleague, I grew bored and excused myself to the ladies bathroom. My black latex skirt hiked up, I kept the vibrator on the lowest and most quiet speed in the tight silver stall. I heard a woman wash her hands and remove paper towels from the wall. Another woman walked in and the two exchanged conspiratorial small talk:

“You look really beautiful in that dress.”

“Have you lost weight?”

“Did you see Jim? He’s getting tipsy.”

“Is that his new wife? She’s so young.”

I raised the speed on the vibrator, which made it a lot louder. The women continued their gossip. I heard water running. Black pointy shoes shuffled in the stall next to me. As the toilet flushed beside me, I got off, and when I emerged the women were gone. I washed the pink water resistant vibrator, applied bright red lipstick and returned to my seat at the dinner table, with one of my dates at my side, and the other in my purse.

Short Curved Posture Collar Review by Lola Reynolds

The night I wore Stockroom’s Short Curved Posture Collar (in white) , it was the star of the show. It was my first time donning a BDSM collar of any sort and I was very excited to test it out. The collar made its premier at the Los Angeles Bondage Ball, where I wore it with a chain leash attached to the D-ring on the front. The stark whiteness of the collar in contrast to the shiny chain leash drew everyone’s eyes to my throat and made me feel humble and dignified at the same time. There were many admirers of my collar and I don’t think I have ever received so many compliments on any garment or accessory.

The shape of the Curved Posture Collar allows for comfort while also accentuating the jawline. It’s made from rigid leather, so I had to move my entire neck to look into different directions, but it didn’t dig into my skin or jaw. The posture collar forced my neck to be straight and to stand up taller, providing me with just enough immobility to feel appropriately modest. I was able to stand and even dance for hours without feeling self-conscious because of my limited movement despite the fact it was my first time wearing it. I thoroughly enjoyed the look and feel of this Collar and after that night I was looking forward to using it in various settings. This collar is 2 ½ inches tall, buckles in the back and comes in sizes Small, Medium and Large.

Ever since I was a small kid, I’ve been terrified of electricity. I accidentally on purpose put a bobby pin into an electrical socket when I was 5. And several times in my early teen years when I was still an equestrian, I got trapped between a horse’s rump and an electric wire fence. Both times hurt like hell, and I thought I would never, ever get myself in positions like that again…especially when it came to electrostimulation.

So when I was on a shoot with Christine Kessler and my partner N, and the idea of doing electrical play came up, I was hesitant, to say the least. But I was a pushover that day, and after we’d been playing with some adhesive electrical pads for awhile, Christine pulled out this giant metal dildo with a handle like a sword and told me it was called The PES Samurai, and that it was a dildo that conducted electricity. She said I was going to have electro sex with myself. I said “No way.” They coaxed. I repeated “No effing way,” and they laughed… Somehow they convinced me to put that crazy contraption called The Samurai inside of me…and I fell in love. At first I just felt a little tingling, but then, the electrical impulses started to make all of the muscles in my pussy start to contract involuntarily, almost as if I was having an orgasm..but I wasn’t yet! When I finally did cum, it was explosive. Electric. Simply one of the best orgasms of my life!

Six months after my first date with The Samurai for almost a year before Christmas came around. Guess whose amazing partner in crime decided to give her The Stockroom helped him ring it through the store, into my home, and under my ornament decorated tree just in time for Christmas!

I’d like to shake the hand of the genius behind this brilliant novelty. On a particularly saucy evening, I was served a mouthful of Kinklab’s Jawbreaker Ballgag when I couldn’t keep my vocals to a minimum. “If you don’t SHUT THE FUCK UP, I will stick my cock in a VERY uncomfortable place!” my man threatened. Not 30 seconds after I commanded “Make me!!” my mouth was being strapped to the gag that conveniently rested on my bedside table. The harness allowed for little wiggle room and delivered the perfect blend of sweetness and submission (ideal for couples who want to take a crack at BDSM). After being comfortably locked in for about an hour, half of the candy jawbreaker had been devoured and I was unleashed from the harness, and the creamy, sweet drippings were licked clean from around my mouth. Christmas has definitely come early with this product — the gift that keeps on giving! I’ll be purchasing a few of these for gifts… as well as a steady supply of refills for myself!

Find the Jawbreaker Ballgag in our store, located HERE!