“Hot Dirty Cox, Hot Clean Feet”

Episode number four of Dirt was on FX last night. Lucy Spiller (Courteney Cox) was masturbating with a pocket-rocket vibrator again. Unable to play with herself long enough to attain an orgasm she pops the toy into a drawer because she has a phone call. That’s all fine and dandy, but I’ve discussed Lucy and her little vibrator enough in a previous entry. Last night we got a little more time with the character “Willa McPherson” (played by Alexandra Breckenridge).

Last night may not have exactly featured a new sex toy, but it did have some relatively mainstream cross over with a fairly hardcore (philosophically speaking) fetish scene. Willa goes to a hotel in an attempt to gain information for a story from a surgeon who stapled the stomach of a well known female celebrity named “Venus”. While at the bar the good doctor continuously looks at, admires, and compliments her shoes. Once she is in his room watching a video of him performing surgery he admits that he knows she is a reporter, and after she tells him she won’t screw him, he tells her he isn’t interested in her precious “bloom”. The following is my best attempt at recreating the dialogue from this scene.

Willa: My feet?

Doctor: A perfect size 8. So dainty and alabaster. Give me what I need, and I’ll tell you anything you want to know. Off the record of course.

Willa: No touching.

Doctor: Good.

(her black high heel dangles off her foot while she sits on the edge of the bed, the doctor sits on the floor masturbating)

Doctor: Let it dangle, let it dangle. Don’t let it drop! Don’t let it drop. Don’t close your eyes, look at me. Look at me! Oh, please! Please!

(he has an orgasm)

Doctor: Oh…I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

For television this scene was quite fetish heavy, and seemingly pretty realistic. I am continually impressed by Dirt’s willingness to show some of the different ways people get off that most programs don’t go near. I admit I don’t get very horny watching these scenes. A little bit maybe, but not a lot. Not yet anyway. I’m confident that when Jennifer Aniston makes her appearance as a lesbian rival editor lusting after Courteney Cox I’ll be quite aroused.
If you would like to learn more and explore even further on the topic of footfetishism and foot/shoe worship, read the book “Foot and Shoe Worship” by the super cool world famous fetish diva “Midori”.

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